Her: Wait, do you even know my name?
Him: Sarah?
Her: No, (laughing) but I don’t know yours either so I’m not mad.

Courtesy of: It was totally worth it

“Wow, this is like the longest night of foreplay ever,” she said.

“Well do you want to have sex?” He queried.

She replies, “I don’t care.”

Quote of the Day

He: “Don’t worry, we’ll bang again.”
Her: “You really know how to sweep a girl off her feet.”

(after he finishes way too quickly)

“I mean. You should be flattered.”

We know you’re in there!

Him: You have a great ass. Are you sure there’s no black in you?
Her: Only when you come over.

“What?”
“I’m just looking at your lips and thinking about how many cocks they’ve been wrapped around.”

(Courtesy of: airway spies)