I want to eat your clavicle!

Monday, June 1, 2009 | Comments (0)

He said, “Come on, you know you want this more than I do.”

Friday, May 29, 2009 | Comments (0)

Once upon a time, I picked up a much younger English-as-a-second-language hottie from foreign lands. Later, from beneath me he said “You are strong. Strong at sex.”

Thursday, May 28, 2009 | Comments (0)

“Oh my gawd, I forgot to order bleach!”

(female fast food restaurant manager on top of husband).

Thursday, May 28, 2009 | Comments (0)

Him: are you a size queen?
[Didn't know if saying yes would've hurt his feelings or made him feel better about himself. I lied and said no.]

Thursday, May 28, 2009 | Comments (0)

“It’s like being in a Victoria’s Secret catalog.”

Thursday, May 28, 2009 | Comments (0)

Oh my god! They killed Kenny.

Thursday, May 28, 2009 | Comments (1)